What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.
If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.
If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.
A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."
by OldGlassTable November 10, 2009
Get the Old Glass Tablemug. When someone who is filthy fucking drunk is at the bar and has had too much to drink and now needs to barf but doesn't think he can make it to the bathroom so he just decides to blow chunks into one of the pockets on the pool table.
We should have never let that drunken motherfucker into our bar. He broke one of our stools with his fat fucking ass and made pool table chunks after taking a six pack from our fridge and sitting down and drinking the whole fucking thing himself.
by cantbetheking August 30, 2013
Get the pool table chunksmug. by RileyCan April 19, 2018
Get the Farm to table (FTT)mug. 
dude while i was taking a miracle turd the other day i was watching a porno showing 6 people doing a chinese table batch.
by Ted Mosby (architect) ;) February 2, 2010
Get the chinese table batchmug. the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.
they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
only preps reject these knights.
they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?
-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
- so what?
-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
by ram156 April 23, 2008
Get the knights of the rectangular tablemug. n. an orgy including a male, his wife, his teenager, his babysitter, his friend, and his friend's wife
by KP123KP September 20, 2011
Get the Orgy of the Round Tablemug.