Steven

The greatest person/name ever...also the sexiest person. I love him!

Steven is SO sexy, I just can't take it when he's near me...RAWR!

by pop goes da weasel May 29, 2008

Steven

(n.) a carnivorous mammal that prefers his food deep-fried with a tall glass of sweet iced tea or a super strong margarita. Offer great advice and support, but only when he feels like it. And often saves the world, but again -- only when he feels like it.

Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap.

Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies.

Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).

"Hey, what happened to your friend?"
"Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago."
"Shit...talk about being a Steven."

by Personal AzN February 12, 2010

Steve Jobs

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.

All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.

by OLOL January 15, 2007

steven

An extremely cool guy that is hotter then any other person I know. He is hip n happenin and can woop anyones ass.

Man I wish my name was Steven. Then I would be friends with everyone.

by Henry the second December 13, 2008

Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.

Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal

by wagdar March 31, 2009

sneaky steve

A) An erection of the penis.
B) The act of masturbation.

A) Yo, that chick is giving me a sneaky steve.
B) I'll be right back, I have to pull a sneaky steve.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 4, 2008

The Steve

a sexual maneuver which involves putting a female through 50 orgasms by cunnilingus.

Yo, i was with my girlfriend last night, and i pulled The Steve. she loved it.

by You almost missed christmas December 3, 2006