squaters

Similar to the "fives" rule on seats. However, with fives, you can only save your seat for five minutes. Calling squaters means that you can save your seat unless you sit down somewhere else. The moment your ass touches another seat, squaters is ended, and the first seat becomes available.

Bob: "shit my phone is ringing, but i dont want to lose my seat..."
gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"

by The Jewman November 20, 2007

Squatana

Katanas for your squad

Nigga let's go to Earthbound and get a Squatana.

by PimpDaddyFresh March 7, 2015

Squafa

A word Jack M. and Cambray P. made up.

Squafa(n.)-When someone is a white loser or as a describing word.

What up my squafa?

Man that's squafa!

by Jack M and Cambray P February 18, 2004

squaballo jangallo

A substitution for any word in a spoken or written sentence, including itself.

Your pet duck is squaballo jangallo with that wing peircing.

Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.

by java monster February 22, 2008

squatslam

when a male gives something a mushroom stamp while tea bagging

My friend died and I squatslammed his corpse at his funeral.

by Easy Pee December 19, 2008

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.

Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.

by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011