stintern

A seasoned hand learning the ropes on a new job.
Pronunciation: Stin-turn.
Root: Stint (period of responsibility) + Intern (trainee).
Note: By extension, Stinternship is the training period on a new job.

Nine months into his job, our VP is still as clueless as a stintern.

by Macarthur45 January 30, 2021

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021

Spitter

A word used to describe the action of getting small particles of foreign objects out of your mouth

I got some flakes of tobacco in my mouth and had to spitter it out

by Dicksuctionary April 2, 2021

Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

Spinner

Likes stuff up his butt

John is a spinner because he likes anal sex

by Shuk123 September 3, 2021