soft hoe

soft hoe is an emotional bitch who cries too much

friend 1: becky is such a fucking soft hoe she cried when northern downpour came on shuffle

friend 2: ew really? beckys the worst

by iero hoe August 22, 2016

Soft Foodle

When your hitting it from the back and your dick gets floppy.

Dude #1: Hey bro how did it go with your bae last night.
Dude #2: I got a soft foodle half way through.

by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017

soft orgy

When a group of people get together and cuddle without any intention of having inter course.

"Hey man, some friends and I had a soft orgy last night. It's not what it sounds like, nothing frisky happened. Just some really good cuddling."

by suspended_spirits April 18, 2017

soft stolen valor

a person who uses someone else's stories they know or a story they have heard about the military as their own and claims the story to be legitimatized due to their connection with said individual. The person does not dress or impersonate by using uniforms but claims veteran privilege by their association.

vets can also be part of soft stolen valor if they embellish their own accomplishments.

Soft stolen valor is claimed by my neighbor because his brother served in Iraq.
soft stolen valor was claimed by a military individual who served but never was deployed into action

by ancientalienrockdweller June 15, 2021

soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006

Soft Boy

One who is the opposite of a Hard man. Generally, the soft boy is unable to fight, or will go down after one punch. A Soft Boy is also one who cannot hold his drink.

He threw up after only three pints. What a Soft Boy.

by Snake February 1, 2006

soft 3

A 3-way sexual connection of two women and one man, where the liaison is controlled by the women, not the man.

(Quoted from actual email): "It will be a soft 3, my wife will be in charge."

by south beach butt watcher March 25, 2008