1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
by EdMyerR April 7, 2023
Get the Warning Shart mug.When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart mug.When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart mug.The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
by Major Pewp May 15, 2023
Get the Cooter Shart mug.An unintentional defecation that occurs during the relaxation of the anal sphincter to pass flatulence. It can occur as hard fecal matter but most commonly occurs as diarrhoea. Sharting can also refer to diarrhoea itself, especially the explosive variation.
Etymology:
The word shart is a mix of the words "Shit" and "Fart" which are both slang words for feces and flatulence respectively.
Etymology:
The word shart is a mix of the words "Shit" and "Fart" which are both slang words for feces and flatulence respectively.
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