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self conny

Feeling insecure & self conscious about yourself because of what others think about you, especially in social situations
The social was Harriet's most SeLf CoNnY 2 hours to date, with her self confidence at an all time low, her self consciousness reached an all time high

Olive has become greatly SeLf CoNnY about her massive dome because of all the criticism she receives from her peers

J4ck is becoming increasingly SeLf CoNnY amongst his peers because of his large instagram following
by SeLf CoNnY June 10, 2017
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Low Selfie-steem

A chronic disappointment with how ones selfies turn out.
That girl takes like 20 pictures before she finds one she is happy with. She must have low selfie-steem.
by Semiautosteve January 16, 2014
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Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....
by Salty ballz November 11, 2013
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self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008
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self mining

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.
Hey I can't believe I just walked in on Joe self mining!
by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010
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self-incrimination

In Criminal Law, it is an art of lying when facing a senate trial.

Synonym: Janet Napoles
Senate blue ribbon: Name the senators who are part of the Priority Development Assistance Fund scam.

Napoles: I invoke my right against self-incrimination.
by PORK November 7, 2013
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mr. self destruct

The mechanical voice inside my head that controls me.
It takes me where I want to go, it gives me all I need to know, it lays me down it uses me up, Mr. Self Destruct
by TheKoromo-domo March 25, 2013
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