Definitions by -Bapwich-

White breakfast 

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

White breakfast by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

self mining 

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

Hey I can't believe I just walked in on Joe self mining!

self mining by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010