self mining

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.
Hey I can't believe I just walked in on Joe self mining!
by -Bapwich- October 18, 2010
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White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.
Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...
by -Bapwich- October 18, 2010
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