Schrödinger’s Communism

This is an argument generally used by right-wing or pro-capitalist people or politicians in regards to their ideological views on communism. This is related to their often bipolar or unfounded claims that communism is such a terrible system that it simply falls on its own, while simultaneously being so powerful that it needs to be personally dismantled from outside powers like the United States of America.

Schrödinger’s Communism in an argument:
"Communism is an inherently broken system that always leads to economic failure and collapse—but if the U.S. hadn't stepped in to stop it, half the world would be under its control by now."

by Embellished Marshmallow July 20, 2025

Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.

Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025

Schrödinger’s SanicBoi

A term used in the Sonic fandom that states “SanicBoi has both made and hasn’t made a video on the newest Sonic topic but we won’t know until the video is uploaded” a term coined by the YouTuber himself. Similar to shrödinger’s cat theory.

It’s up to Schrödinger’s SanicBoi as to wether or not the video will be made.

by SanicBoi July 25, 2025

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

Schrodinger's Box

When two people who have underwent Gender Affirming Nullification Surgery perform the sex position normally refered to as "Scissoring"

"Did you hear Mx. Odditie and Slushi hooked up at the party?
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"

by SLUSHI.EXE July 30, 2025

Schrodingerly

An adverb used for when you partially act on a verb (similar to somewhat)

I schrodingerly realized that

by DragonTheOne August 1, 2025

Schrodinger's Ragebaiter

A person who publically makes incorrect or stupid claims and then decides if he was rage-baiting depending on the reaction of others around him.

Person 1: "This 'drawing' is clearly generated by AI, not to mention it's terrible. Pick up a pencil."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."

by VonixAgate August 4, 2025