rusty load

First ejaculate in a significant amount of time.

After going without sex for 40 days and 40 nights, Bob knew he wouldn't be getting his girlfriend pregnant with his rusty load.

by Covenant October 01, 2006

Rusty Slidehammer

When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.

Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar

Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!

by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009

Rusty Harmonica

The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.

I just gave her the ol' rusty harmonica.

by BMWBills October 27, 2009

Rusty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.

She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.

by JOEYJONASSS June 01, 2009

rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.

Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007

Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.

Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!

by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009

Rusty Venture

Where you take the girl out to a huge dinner and you don't let her go to the can. While having anal sex with her, she takes a dump on your dick, and right before you are about to get off you shoot it on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part comes in when you eat that junk off her back without your hands.

I took Sally out for a dinner and had the best Rusty Venture that night.

by Atticus620 November 22, 2010