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Richard Macy 

A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.
Don’t be a richard Macy, he’s a man
Richard Macy by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020
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Richard Zou 

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet, his ear piercing asserts his alpha energy and he will not hesitate in beating the shit out of you. He's into anime bitches and basketball, this infers he has an insanely large horse dong.
"OHHHHHH, Richard Zou, he's soooooo fucking hot!"
Richard Zou by Pr0cr4shtinate July 15, 2020

Richard Morales 

A Person who is very honest and doesn't lie in a situation
That guys such a Richard Morales. What a pal
Richard Morales by MoonGoose14 December 29, 2020

Richard’s Ascot 

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

Richard Black 

You are a man of mystique, but I am close to solving your mystery. You are kind with a streak of bad. A dreamer. A lover. A genuine friend to a few lucky souls. You have an intellect with a magnitude you haven't yet fully discovered, but I have. A calm that tempers my worst fears, and a quiet storm that may quench only a few. But behind that storm rages a force that I have been waiting for all my life. One day you will find this and be blown away, as I have been all these years. Richard Black, this is your definition.
Richard Black is a man of mystery, intellect, and quiet storm.
Richard Black by NautiNat February 6, 2021

Richard Sleeve 

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve