bent over without a reacharound

In court of law, to be given a strict sentence for the crimes one has committed

Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"

Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."

by bigboote October 23, 2008

Nuclear Reactor

Being hit with a taser then being given a wedgie.

doubleviking.com has a video of one. search girl with big mouth nuclear reactor.

by Tristan Vongkultrup January 17, 2008

reackins

hott ass spanish pplz

man cesar is one hott reackin

by sExXy ShOrTy June 4, 2003

Reaction test

Usually used with someone you are flirting with via txt or FB to:
1. Gage the extent to which you can flirt with them
2. Most importantly, provide a get put clause allowing you to Deny all knowledge of said flirtation by calling it 'a reaction test' in case things balls up
All of the above allows the tester to safely vet all conversation and then pass or fail testee. Also see 'shit test'

Bruce: I like you
Consuela: that's cool I have a boyfriend though
Bruce: I know that was just a Reaction test
Consuela: a what? Did I pass
Bruce: yeah

by Banjo Bob January 26, 2013

Reach Around Selfie

1. n: having someone take a picture of you as you take a picture of yourself (or something else)

Jill is getting a great shot of the San Francisco bridge, realizes she is wearing a lovely sundress that matches the bridge, and asks Jack for the reach around selfie so she can pair the pic of her with the pic of the bridge when she posts it on instabook.

by WAATY March 28, 2014

9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009

Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.

I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.

by Garfibromyalgia December 24, 2022