relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon

"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"

by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009

relationshipy

adj. an action that suggests that two people are in a romantic relationship/partnership, despite the lack of being defined as such deliberate or otherwise.

John is always wanting to know where Jim is going. Is't that kind of relationshipy?

They aren't a couple, but they go everywhere together. It's quite relationshippy.

by mgmsilver October 20, 2011

Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

by VicGoria January 26, 2014

Relationshiplash

The emotional injury caused when one enters into a relationship too quickly.

Wow you guys are going on a trip together after only 3 weeks? Be careful you don’t get relationshiplash!

by yellow giraffe March 7, 2014

relationship cred

How well you know someone that defines the appropriateness of the things you say to this person. You probably have high relationship cred with your bff but low relationship cred with the stranger in line ahead of you at the grocery store.

His joke was totally inappropriate given that we have low relationship cred.

by Shel Bell December 13, 2015

Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone

I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out

by TokenIranian September 22, 2016

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017