Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023

The present

You're always in the present.

Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

heaven preserve us

Spoken when something terrible occurs.

Another school shooting!! Heaven preserve us

by Sicilian Cowboy March 27, 2023

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present

In the present I am writing this definition right now.

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

Real Presence

As good as the real thing

The real presence, or…? It’s all the same to me, love.

by Friar Re October 18, 2023

Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour

Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.

by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023