Pineapples

What the fuck why in the cheese biscuits are you looking up the definition of pineapples ??

You should know what pineapples are dude

by 🍑 Peachy April 19, 2018

Pineapple

A code name for your crush

Girl: have u seen pineapple today 😉
Girls BFF: you must really like him ❤️

by dance_for_life8555 January 22, 2018

pineappled

it’s a term used when u have been shunned by the human community due to questionable actions so u have to be accepted by a member of a fruit community

you just got pineappled 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

by desperation January 12, 2021

german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit

You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin

by BEEFCAKE89 May 8, 2016

Salty pineapple

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.

Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple

by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017

white pineapple

The act of ejaculating inside of a pineapple and leave the cum in it leaving the insides white

Parker: hey idk what you did to the pineapple but it’s amazing Jackson: oh jeez blayne did the white pineapple again
Blayne: teehee
Parker: man it’s just.. idk it’s salty and it’s discolored but it’s just magnificent

Jackson and Blayne: Parker listen that’s pretty FUCKING GAY

by AlaskaNibbasBeLikeDamnItsCold July 19, 2019

Pineapple Slicer

where a monkey slices his shit into pineapples and shoves it into a Muslim's anus and violently rams his arm, with said pineapples, in a repeating motion until flowers grow in the Sahara Desert.

Joel: "Faggot, I'll kill you."

Chris: "Hey, slut, watch that mouth or I'll give you a pineapple slicer."

Joel: "But I'm not a Muslim."

Chris: "You will be.'

Joel: "What is this...I don't even..."

Chris: "AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY..."

by niggabegoodsticks November 13, 2010