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Panda Express

The most disgusting fast food place you can eat. Dry food smelly food spoiled food🤢 and it’s not better than chic fil a.
Want to go to Panda Express nah that stuff be gross
by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018
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Panda Express

The worst fast food place ever definitely not better than chic fil a the chicken is dry the noodles fake the shrimp spoiled every time I eat there I wanna throw up 🤢
by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018
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Panda Bear

Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.
Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.
by Chaotic Spirit April 14, 2020
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death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.
my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week
by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012
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The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze
I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009
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panda hug

A hug that a girl gives a guy when he is horny.
Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.
by androoltu August 11, 2009
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panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.
My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.
by boner express March 13, 2010
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