tore up from the floor up

Term describing current state of mind and body usually caused by obscene usage of drugs or alcohol.

I ate 2 hits of X an drunk a beer an i was tore up from the floor up.

After funneling 42 beers i was tore up from the floor up.

by Eckstahesee December 20, 2003

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

by The Return of Light Joker January 06, 2009

Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

by Lunalunaluna November 09, 2012

torn up from the floor up

Really shit-faced.

Nigga, I was so to' up from da flo' up last night. Didn't get home till like 8 in da morning. And your mother's a ho.

by Anonymous June 05, 2003

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

by Ricey Ripp October 01, 2006

Toe up from the floor up

She look messed up from top to bottom.

My teacher looked toe up from the floor up!

by Lil boop August 27, 2006