Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

smart term memory loss

Smart term memory loss is when you’re brain chooses to forget unimportant data or transforms important data into every day life so its more hard to forget it. Though however the original way the important data was learned will be forgotten and changed to whatever is the way your brain chooses it to be.

-Definition by Mo

I have Smart term memory loss, for example: to me, my friend texted me they didn’t want to go to homecoming with their boyfriend. To them they told me in person that. For me I remember their text very clearly in my mind but after searching for an hour I still couldn’t find it so my brain just processed the information I was given to a way I was use to communicating to this person.

by Mo-.- October 5, 2022

Nick Smart

A tiny man born the year of 2008. He like avocado on bagels :)

Ohhh is that Nick Smart

Yeah!

Is he eating avocado on a bagel

Yeah!

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

Jay smart

this man has the biggest dick you will ever see hide yo wife hide yo daugerter cuz he will pull all them bitchs

omg its jay smart hide yo wife

by dwanyan April 26, 2022

Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart

You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart

by Dead smart March 22, 2020

You a smart

If you are a smart

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus

by Nothingherern September 23, 2020

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017