The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.

Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.

Nickel Jew by Evil white man April 22, 2019

nickel

too tall for anyone

you’re such a nickel

nickel by sadboi🥛 August 21, 2019

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Nickelback

The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:

« Look at this picture. »

What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.

...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.

« Nickelback is trve metal. Haterz are fockin poserz. »

Nickelback by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019

Nickers

Short for Nick. A Nickers is the kindest most sparklingly intelligent, wittiest sort of person there can be. His loyalty will be unmatched and he will care with such love and compassion that if you are lucky enough to know one you'll never want to be parted. His only fault will be making lame jokes at inappropriate times. If you have been lucky enough to have been blessed with a Nickers in your life you must count your lucky stars and give him the love and respect he deserves.

Nickers, your joke was lame but you are forgiven, again, as always of course.

Nickers by NickersFan November 4, 2019

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