Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015

moustache

buffalo pubic hair pasted on face

moustache warden(vit M block)

by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015

Moustachelessness

-The absence of a moustache.
-The act of not having a moustache.

"Yo cuz, his moustachelessness is dope"

by CheeseGrater2001 June 16, 2016

moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018

Moustache

A Secret Word for Sex

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?

by dori#4040 August 5, 2022

Smexy Moustache

A moustache that is incredibly attractive to anyone, including men. Could also mean a macho style of facial hair.

"Dude, look at William Howard Taft!"
"Yeah, what's special?
"He has such a smexy moustache."

by The CheeseCake May 7, 2013

Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.

Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.

by Milky777 September 3, 2015