Moustachelessness

-The absence of a moustache.
-The act of not having a moustache.

"Yo cuz, his moustachelessness is dope"

by CheeseGrater2001 June 16, 2016

mustachelessness

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

by deepspace10 January 22, 2011