song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

by bndrs March 27, 2012

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

Lab Monkey

Low-grade worker in a laboratory. The same kind of idea as CAD monkey, Grease monkey or Lab rat.

That Sanjay got conned into being George's lab monkey.

by ProcessMaster August 14, 2016

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017

Party Monkey

That girl that will climb through ropes, rails, tables, and sometimes even men, just to score a free drink from your bottle.

Man! Did you see how fast that party monkey got to our table.

by prinsdi December 16, 2017

swedish monkey wrench

Flicking the bean with your thumb

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench

by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018