Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.

A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."

by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022

Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.

Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter

by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 5, 2022

oversized midget

big midget

she is an oversized midget

by undersized midget May 25, 2023

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB January 11, 2016

buff midget

Corbin,

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi

by LaChostosina April 25, 2021

Midget

Midget is just libby in a nutshell

I’m a midget If you need £3 meal deals just hit me up libbypaton1

by Tesco for life September 5, 2019