s-langer

1. a girl who is easy to get beej's and handsies from

2. rapeable as well as dateable

3. you can take her home to mom, but you can also give her roofies and take her home to your boys

4. usually smart... in school

did you read about that s-langer who fell victim to that serial rapist yesterday? poor girl.

by frozensoup June 2, 2009

laget

an online gamer who uses a lag or lag switch to their advantage to kill other online gamers, to get kills for killstreaks during a match, and forces gamers to back out of the match.

Josh: Man, You just die from that lag? I did!

Carl: Yeah I did too!
Josh: ManBonkers8675309 is such a laget!
Carl: Yeah he sure is!
Josh: Look he just got a Pavelow and an AC-130!
Carl: I'm tired of this laget let's back out!

by UrbanPhonics November 5, 2012

Lager Lurgy

A phrase made up by popular YouTuber Will Lenny (WillNE) in place of the “coronavirus”. This phrase can be said on the popular social media platform YouTube without getting the video demonetised.

*cough* “oh no!” “He’s got the Lager Lurgy.”

by Ellsbells March 18, 2020

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

Ladgeful

Cumbrian slang for something being unfair.

Dave: Oh my god Ben your hair looks like a dead rat
Pete (Ben's friend): You can't say that, it's pure ladgeful
Ben: Yeah, stop being ladge

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

lange

A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".

That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.

by DB762 November 8, 2006

lagger

A male who, when in the company of several other males (e.g. part of an athletic team) and leaving a public dressing/locker room, lags behind the others for a minute in hopes of catching a secret glimpse of naked male bodies.

The football team quickly branded Brad as a lagger.

by sturge February 12, 2003