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junk boobs 

I wouldn't expect a girl like her to have these junk boobs.

Space Junk 

The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.
With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.
Space Junk by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

knockin' junk 

knockin' junk - having sex (similar to bumpin' uglies)
Man, we waz knockin' junk all night long 'til I couldn't walk.
knockin' junk by TooSick4U April 12, 2007

Guitar Junkie 

someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up shit about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn't even necessarily play guitar.
Guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW
Guitar Junkie by Joe Norton April 27, 2008

Junk in the Top Bunk 

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.
If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.
Junk in the Top Bunk by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

Jock-Strap Junkie 

A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").
Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.
Jock-Strap Junkie by Chattom, E April 11, 2007