Jordan'd

When you smack da hell outta someone

Damn Julius got Jordan'd

Jordan'd by Big Mac Davis October 18, 2008

jordan 

a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl

wow, look at that jordan

jordan by gobulls4432 September 24, 2011

jordan wright

A ginger prick. Usually found in the bins near mcdonalds. He is highly dangerous and has been known to infect people via anal rape with gingeritus.

Watch out man! It's a Jordan Wright! Stay away from the bins, that's his lair.

jordan wright by sonicsimon June 9, 2014

jordan risko 

adjective: A woman or girl with enormous boobs. Not like Shakira.

Oh fuck man, that girls seriously jordan risko. Her tits are poopping out of her shirt!

jordan risko by Brette December 29, 2007

jordan 

must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him!

Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!

Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan

jordan by thecreator121212 April 4, 2011

jordan 

the hardest song in guitar hero 2.. Jordan by Buckethead. Inspired by Michael Jordan and only recorded with a solo for GH2 so far

"I heard that guy got a 5star on Jordan"
"not even ES942 can full combo Jordan"

jordan by Elliott Rudner May 15, 2007

Jordan 

Jordan is an all around awesome dude! He is smart, hot, and will rock your freakin world baby! He can be a bit crazy at times, but at the end of the day he just turns you on and makes you crazy (if you're a girl)! Most girls would kill to get within 5 feet of this amazing hunk....I could go on and on about Jordan but you just have to meet him... He's just awesome!!

Girl #1: Omg! Who is that sexy beast walking towards us?
Girl#2: I'm not sure, but he looks like...PERFECTION!
Girl#3: I agree! I bet you $100 his name is Jordan!

Jordan by blacktupus October 10, 2011