The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.
Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit
by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019
Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023
by Ariana@lovely August 10, 2017
A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
by 420Bigboi69 June 04, 2019
A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.
Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!
Me: nevermind.
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!
Me: nevermind.
by natswords July 20, 2021
Ruby Jones is an amazing person and dancer her personality is absolutely amazing you can trust her with anything .her eyes are amazing 😉,she hates complements but loves giving them when she gets hurt she shrugs it off you gotta love her,she can be annoying,but you still loved her,she can throw a party and sleepover xxx
Ruby jones is amazing
by Millie_ranr August 17, 2019
A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.
“He did a Tom Jones on her.”
“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”
Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.
My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”
Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.
My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
by literary.muse September 02, 2010