big dick jacob

its big but not that big

she told me that im a big dick jacob

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

jacob sartorius

Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩

Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.

by missraylena July 7, 2016

Jacob

The hottest man alive and dates Nola

Jacob is dating Nola

by J Gross November 10, 2019

Jacob sartorius

13 yr old, who films vines and has like every single social media there is

Jacob sartorius sweatshirt parody-
Bart Baker as Jacob- I’m a really young guy
In fact I am only thirteen
I got famous making shitty Vines
And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly

by Fuckingfaggotfucker July 18, 2016

Jacob

A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.

"I fucking hate Jacob so much-- Wait, he's being sweet now.."

by im.insignificant August 31, 2015

jacob got em!!

when someone pulls a funny prank on someone else you expected to scream "Jacob Got em!!". originated from a group of annoying kids from queens New York.

*kid pulls down some girls sweat pants*

other kid yells out haha "Jacob Got Em!!"

* they all smile, laugh, and walk away*

by dicks4lifee123 December 31, 2011

Jacobita

A cute, cuddly, teddy-bear type of guy. Typically short w/ poofy hair. He is quiet and tends to hang back around groups, but has a lot to say when he is noticed. He tends to be good friends w/ Mayas and Cheyennes.

You're a raptor, Jacobita.

Look, its Theodore, oh wait, it just Jacobita

by Youshan'tneverknow March 29, 2013