jack black

An incredible actor, singer, guitarist and a GOD.

Half of the rock duo TENACIOUS D.

He is also incredibly sexy!

I want to fuck Jack Black hard.

by Ree April 11, 2005

jack fryeing it

When a person is a complete douchebag, but also at the same time he/she is pretty funny because they make stupid comments, laugh at their own jokes, and slap their own knee in histeria

guy 1: actually, i think i'm the hot tater champion, colten (laughs and slaps own knee in histeria).

guy 2: dude, you are really jack fryeing it right now.

by supersoph February 26, 2009

Sir Jack of Asses

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass

Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Pulling a Jack Bauer

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice

-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer

by Ana M. November 7, 2007

Jack Attack

When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep

“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”

by Bbbbaaaz September 3, 2019

Jack in the Box

When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.

Yo man this Bitch gave me the Kangaroo so I got her with a Jack in the Box.

by DC April 10, 2004

Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.

You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.

by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009