Internet Retard

Basically a person who is retarded, can't type correctly, and should not be on the internet.

This is a review on newegg I read about a refrigerator.

"nice gold drinks for my bedroom/ media center/ gammer area

white Reviewed By: MidnightFang on 9/13/2009

Rating + 5

Tech Level Tech Level: somewhat high - Ownership: 1 day to 1 week

This user purchased this item from Newegg

Pros: i love this fridge ive wanted one forever and now i own this nice frige, keeps my drinks ice cold.

Cons: NA

Other Thoughts: buy this for a dorm or a bedroom its great to have. "

The person who reviewed this is considered an Internet Retard.

by windowsfuckingseven May 31, 2010

Practice Internet

Where new users and people inexperienced with internet culture, usually teenagers, go to get all of the stupid out of their system before graduating to the rest of the internet. Deviantart, Gaia Online, and Livejournal are good examples of Practice Internets.

Are you sure you should be posting on this forum? Shouldn't you be using the Practice Internet?

by rootdown November 7, 2004

internet adventure

When you're on the surfing the internet and being led to one page from another by interesting links. It becomes an internet adventure when you forget where you started from.

Ted: I was google imaging "fishing cat" and five webpages later I found myself on /b/

Ricky: That must have been a scary internet adventure

by Blaineyson September 20, 2007

internet

A thing that is frusturating and addicting.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet.

by burnt in effigy May 25, 2003

Creepy Internet Stalker

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.

I seem to have a creepy internet stalker on urbandictionary.com

by tengu shoes January 7, 2005

there's rumors on the internets

Like you forgot poland and need some wood?, a phrase that one uses when pulling something cool off in a game of Ambition, such as surprising someone with the king of clubs.

I hear there's rumors on the internets... that you just struck this round!

by Kid October October 10, 2004

an internet

The phrase used by someone that thinks there are more than one internet

Hey Ryan, why don't we go get on an internet and buy some Cub tickets?

by Frank Gifford January 11, 2009