Human Centipede 

How to get annoying people to shut up.

Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen

Human Centipede by Masolina October 21, 2010

demi-human 

Demi-human is a half human half animal
bunny-human
cat-human
fox-human
e.t.c.
Normally considered worthless (sometimes considered better than humans)

hey look at that demi-human, worthless.

demi-human by thedoctorandhuntersin221-B May 23, 2016

Are we human, or are we dancer? 

Possibly the most ridiculous lyrics in the history of song-making. The only song with lyrics that surpass Human in ridiculousness is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.

The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer??!?
Bob: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Are we human, or are we dancer? by x NiLLA WaFeR x January 2, 2009

Human Soup 

The water used while one soaks in a bath, where ingredients normally include sweat, soap products, dirt, urine and occasionally specs of feces.

They say I make the best human soup. The real secret is waiting a week or two between baths. Adds flavor and excitement, without the need of adding additional salt.

Human Soup by SeiRruf March 30, 2015

Hemans 

A woman who needs experience. She typically can be found on college campuses staring at darker men and talking via onomatopoeic grunts. Though a very sweet girl, she sometimes comes out with stuff that will make you cry. Sort of a drama queen, living off the drama in other peoples' lives. Also known as Hemoms.

Yo girl, did you see that Hemans?

Yeah! She's going to steal all the hot dark guys from our campus and have some experiences with them!

Hemans by Jibby Lowe January 21, 2011

Human Fuck Animal 

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

Human Fuck Animal by Ghostington February 17, 2014

human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.

While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.

human sandcastle by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008