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blood horn

Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.
Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....

Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"

Me- maybe you should sign a release form.

Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?

Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub

Danny- "No WAY!!"

Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!
blood horn by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006

getting your horn on 

when you are getting horny and want to have sex.
Spencer: are you ok Kasey?
Kasey: man I am in trouble.
Spencer: what, are you getting your horn on?
Kasey: Yeh man, watch out boys my horn is on.

porn horn 

joyous sound made after unexpectedly coming across a pornographic site.
He porn horned after coming across www.bigtitties.com
porn horn by Wayde Munn July 27, 2003

Dry Horn 

Man I need to get laid I have serious dry horn.
Dry Horn by Alec Juice June 15, 2007

hornball 

a male with an unhealthy amount of horny-ness aka cumwaffle etc
Hunter is such a hornball.
hornball by Jacq January 27, 2003

Hornsmaniac 

Someone who is very cocky and funny, gets all the ladies.
Hornsmaniac is cock and funny
Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 7, 2003