Hand Hooker 

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

Hand Hooker by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.

I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today

The Hooker Special by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper 

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Dirty hooker whore mouth 

Someone who says blasphemy

Shut your dirty hooker whore mouth!

Dirty hooker whore mouth by Queerd April 15, 2025

Steak hooker

Someone hoo has sex for dinner

She sucked my dick for a corn dog. That's a cheap steak hooker

Steak hooker by Steakhooker July 4, 2026

that's so hooker 

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll

*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker

that's so hooker by the hooker on church st. corne February 20, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

Dirty Pirate Hooker by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012