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Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.
Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018
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honey dater

An ethnic urban lady with sexy curves who likes to date older rich men and receives an allowance for her time and showing up on the date. Usually set in a luxurious setting like an upscale restaurant or high-end resort. Typically arranged through an agency to keep things on the up and up.

More evolved form of sugar dating.
I'm not on that sugar baby crap... I'm a honey dater now.

How did you get with that girl you was with last night at the party? She was super hot.

Honestly, she was my girlfriend for the night, a honey dater and I fuckin' love it. No headache, no stress just NSA fun. I'm going to meet up with her again this week, we going to be at Edgars get together. Can't get enough
by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
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honey-jade

She is a be Beautiful young girl who is lovely and nice and a sweet kind girl she is popular
Honey-jade is cute
by Popopopooopoo May 2, 2018
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Money honey

Financial news correspondent whose only qualification is that she’s more aesthically pleasing than Tom Keene
Geez, check out that new money honey on CNBC……what a dingbat…..
by The Doc75 June 8, 2017
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Honey snatcher

A person who goes to public/private events, such as potlucks or work parties, and takes a large portion of the leftover food home. Like a bear who does nothing to contribute to the making of honey but reaps all the benefits.
“Man you really honey snatched that potluck last night.”

“I’m gonna be a honey snatcher and take all of these cheese rolls home.”
by Megmuffin May 6, 2018
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Daytime honey

A girl who puts low amounts of effort in her overall appearance but still looks flawless. Shes a natural beauty and gives off warm, sunny vibes
That girls a daytime honey, she never wears makeup and she looks beautiful
by Mcgoogles122 June 12, 2016
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