ghost poopie

When You Take a shit, feel it come out and even hear it land in the toilet, but when you get up nothings there causing you to run away and call a paranormal investagator

*Plunk!*
*Wipe*
"Holy Shit thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!"
"Its Just a ghost poopie, dont freak!"

by urkal December 9, 2008

ghost pussy

ghost pussy: when your sleeping, and all of the sudden it feels like your getting some of the best pussy you ever had, but you open you eyes and theres no one there.

man, i think i got some ghost pussy last night. it felt like i was being ridden buy a tight twat, i opened my eyes and there was no one there!

by bigjohnsonxxx December 12, 2009

ghost cock

The elusive feeling of a cock being brushed against ones face and then fading away just as quickly.

George: You look confused. Sup?

Nelly: I think I just got ghost cocked!

Max zips up pants. "Huh?"

by Ghost Cocker August 5, 2007

Ghost Me

Kill me. Usually used to call someone out when you know they are just bluffing.

Ghost me, motherfucker. That's what I would do to you. -Riddick

by LFotF February 21, 2010

Ghost Eye

After a lack of sleep for several days shadows and figures can been seen from the corner of your eye but when you look there is nothing there.

"I swear I just saw something move from the corner of my eye, but theres nothing here"

"Probably just ghost eye, get some sleep dude."

by TheRealMeatClown September 9, 2009

ghost friends

( noun) (1) social networking friends who are in your network, but have zero to minimum activity. (2) Friends who post no statuses, pictures and never bother to comment on anything and are wasting cyberspace.

I've already deleted nosey Rosy from my Facebook and now she's sending another friend request! She was totally inactive before, I don't anymore boring ghost friends .

by CyberDiva October 17, 2010

Ghost Penis

A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.

Can I see your ghost penis?
Why its invisble.
But i can see whats behind it. (pick up)


Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)

i have a ghost penis and a vagina!

by louiseandberyl February 11, 2009