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garden state

odor and color of a drunk's vomit.
That bitch left the garden state on my new sofa.
by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005
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Garden City

An Incorporated Village located in Nassau County in Long Island, New York.

To describe the town's personality and that of it's residents, the following should be mentioned:

White, Roman Catholic, Conservative, Money, Six Figure Income, Natty's, Money, Golf Course, $500,000 Turf Field, Ignorant, Bubble, Soccer, Conceit, Irish, Money, Spoiled, Lavish, Italian, Lexus, Arrogant, Money, Extravagant, Sump, Money, Ivy League, Lax, Disrespectful, Racist, Greed, Sketchy & Money.

It is also important to mention some of the things that are not associated with Garden City:

Black, Grateful, Humble, Integration, Sober, Thrifty, Black, Moral Values, Hispanic, Minorities, Poor, Tight Budget, Black, Hard Working & Benevolent Police Officers, Secular, Non-Catholic, Unique, Asian, Generosity, Black, Not White, & Black.
Non-GC Resident: I heard that Garden City is 94% White. What's the other 6%?

GC Resident: Slaves.
by Ruinity December 21, 2008
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Marvin Gardens

a place to live that is low cost
a place that is government housing
a place where a lot of people can live
a place that has people moving in and out a lot
The price to live at Marvin Gardens isn't so much as it is to live elsewhere.
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The Gardener

A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.
Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.

Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!
by Trigga Finga May 3, 2013
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Sold up the garden path

To be humiliated by your opponent in an activity of competitive nature, or to be conned or outsmarted by something/someone.
If one was to beat another at a sport such as pool, and said person beat the other by "8-balling" him, then he could've been said to have been "sold up the garden path" by the victor.

If one was to have bought something for £400 that could normally have been purchased for a fraction of the price, he could also have been said to have been "sold up the garden path".
by duncan bell October 6, 2004
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garden party

When 15 or more people get together to to toss one another's salad.
Those hos were so coked up they couldn't tell one end from the other, pretty soon that hotel room turned into a regular garden party.
by dinosaurious February 11, 2010
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snake in the garden

term told to little kids when they see their parents having sex.
Now son , you saw the snake in the garden trying to find food in holes.
by DChap23 March 30, 2008
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