Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

Fleshy flesher

The fetish to anything that is fleshy, or fleshy or big and holdable in nature other then the breasts and buttocks.

1: I had dated this girl and we had sex and she started loving my calves, and then my nose, and biceps.
2: Oh, she’s a total fleshy flesher.
1: I kind of like this though.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.

(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)

by Americaon123 August 30, 2018

Fleshy

A bit of crumpet. A bit of the old in n' out. Adult nap time. Aggressive cuddling. Netflix and chill. Attacking the pink fortress. Baking the potato. Bam bam in the ham. Banana in the fruit salad.

To describe how a date went:

"How did your date go?"
"It was fleshy"

"How fleshy?"
"Medium rare." / "Well done" (one night stand)

by nikkimouselol November 21, 2018

Flexhaustion

Extreme fatigue felt about a day later from doing an activity. Often experienced in Chronic Fatigue Syndrome/ Myalgic Encephalitis (CFS/ME) after a small amount of exertion such as walking slowly for five minutes or taking a shower.

I took a shower yesterday and today I’m bedbound from flexhaustion

by DrSpoonie April 4, 2019

Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019