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Faking the Cheat

The articulation of thought patterns to better your outcome in comparison to your opponent.
A game of cards with set rules is played. The goal is to randomly pick the high card. The game is played on a glass table and there is no rule against peeking through the under side of the table. This is faking the cheat.
by vivnet August 2, 2011
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Fanking

He was in a corner Fanking off.
by Etnl November 18, 2017
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Farkanistic

Adj. The state of looking/acting like Farkan, whether or not one is indeed a Farkan. This ususally includes acting like a jerk or being ovrely generous with unwanted touches. Usually refers to males.
He wasn't a bad guy, just a little farkanistic.
by Tia April 2, 2004
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farting arround

In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.

Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.

Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.
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Fanking

Fanking refers to sexual stimulation of a person's genitals whilst smoking a cigarette (fag), usually to the point of orgasm and is usually conducted within a locked automobile.

The stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (short of sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Self fanking is a common form of autoeroticism. Fanking with a partner, called mutual fanking, is also common.

Communal fanking in large groups over an extended period of time is collectively known as a fankathon, short for fanking marathon.
Just got caught fanking in the morrison's carpark.
by Delarge1984 June 30, 2011
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Fanking

1. Masturbate + Fapping +Spanking
2. A sadomasochistic way of masturbating.
Oh, I was just fanking.
by iamgodzilla! September 13, 2011
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fanking

A fun spanking. Originally the word referred to a spanking on the fanny in the American sense, but the meaning can be easily extended to cover the British sense of fanny as well. If you spank it and it's fun, it's a fanking.
And after the fanking, the oral sex!
by Some Other Honey Baby January 1, 2012
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