Florida Mudslide

A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.

Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?

Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.

by GBlaidd November 5, 2021

Florida Honeymoon

Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.

“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.

by Debboleh October 10, 2021

Florida floor high

When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida

Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.

by $×ëeþəggggggg§ñyæm§ July 13, 2021

Leisure Pointe, Florida

A man-made island in the works off the coast of Delray Beach, Florida. It is supposed to be finished in 2025, where they will build high-rise resorts and condos for tourists and rich retired people. It will reportedly house around 9,000 people.

Many rich New Yorkers will live on Leisure Pointe, Florida.

by Southbayshake July 16, 2021

Florida

A derogatory adjective, hinting at an individual's stupidity or lack of sense

"Florida man fights crocodile and wins while masturbating and running away from the police simultaneously."
"Florida man donates 47 kidneys to local non-profit organisation"

by Cat in Quiche September 2, 2021

Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest

“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
“You mean California?”

by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021

The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)

The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial

by Olivetree September 6, 2013