F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

F major

The act of having sex on top of a piano, typically the large, grand piano type.

Guy 1: (looking at Hot Girl on stage) "I'd really like to F Major her!"
Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!"

by Motzart April 26, 2012

F&P

F&P stands for Fuck and Punch. At the the conclusion of a one night stand, the girl punches the guy in the face as hard as she can, then proceeds to leave without ever explaining. Note: The chick will never have recollection of the event.

Julia: "How'd it go last night?"

Stef: "It went awesome. Not only was he large and in charge, I also F&P-ed the bastard too."

by crazygirljulia September 18, 2011

F.E.A.R

First person shooter made by the company Monolith. F.E.A.R stands for First encounter assault recon. Blends together action and stealth along with melee attacks and slow motion. Very good game over all.

DOODS! I just bought F.E.A.R

by Colton Dale June 11, 2006

f'cough

Alternative way of saying "fuck off". Used when typing "fuck" would be stopped. e.g. chat rooms

Tit: LOL!!!LMAO!ROFL!TAHTS SO KEWL D00D!
You: f'cough

by jeff24 May 25, 2005

S.F.R.

Single For a REASON

Yeah she's fine, but believe me Dude that Bitch is S.F.R.!

by maplefrost June 30, 2010

F.T.I

a tearm used to show that tha music industry is punks, stands for F*ck Tha Industry.

"tell um F.T.I if anybody asks ya"

by Rachael H January 5, 2005