Dunkerton

When you dunk your testicles into a glass of milk and have your significant other suck the milk off.

Josh gave his wife a dunkerton last night.

by Yoder30 July 21, 2016

Decker

Decker is so majestic and charming, he always has a ten inch punisher, which only gets hard when talking to Meera and heba. This is all lowkey tho

Decker when can I come over

by Decker14 April 11, 2020

Ducke

A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.

Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!

by Not Jaw Crusher ♫ May 19, 2021

Ducke

Ducke is someone who plays Minecraft and other games. Duckes nickname is quaclk. Ducke reallllllllly like Mcdonalds,

Omg!! Its Quaclk AKA Ducke!

by NOTluvcin April 17, 2023

Upper Decker

The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)

Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers

by t-bozz January 28, 2013

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

Oaty Dunker

When a man has sex with a girl who is lubed up with another man’s man fat, his penis is now referred to as an 'oaty dunker', because he has stirred another man’s porridge…

Big Dave, “Oh man, I was with Katie last night, it was great! What a filth bag”
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”

by drm201 September 27, 2015