like a dolphin 

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

like a dolphin by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011

throb the dolphin 

To jack-off; masturbate if you're a guy.

Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:

throb the dolphin by shadowknight4421 October 22, 2011

jerk the dolphin 

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

jerk the dolphin by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

The Dubstep Dolphin 

Dance move that can only be performed by certain highly skilled dancers first coined in 2011 in Middlesbrough by James Barron.

Wow its going wob, someone do the dubstep dolphin!

The Dubstep Dolphin by DerekAcorah July 10, 2011

Tangle the Dolphin 

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.

I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.

Tangle the Dolphin by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012

Flogin the dolphin 

to jack-off, to masturbate

"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"

Flogin the dolphin by Vip member November 25, 2014

punch the dolphin 

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

punch the dolphin by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016