Dan from US Handyman

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.

???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022

Dan the Dirt

The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…

Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!

by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022

Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!

by LordWeathermort January 20, 2023

Dan Ball

An old physics simulation website that holds the memories of those lucky enough to stumble upon it

Dan Ball PAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Dan Ball

by IRobo_Lover April 5, 2023

Dan King

The act of making somebody your house and/or yard negroe

Alex just wouldn't learn, I Dan King'd his ass last week and he still bitches about his camaro, go get me some ice cream boyy

by DirrtySanchez January 18, 2009

Dan Fink

Best topic sentence writer in the world. NO CAP!!!!

AYYYY Dan Fink Ur a itch

by SMSMSMS November 14, 2019

Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020