Glass Carpet

To snort crack out of a hookers muff

Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"

by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012

Sleep Carpentry

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.

"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."

by Schderp May 12, 2014

Zachary Carper

A basketball icon for freshmen everywhere.

You were so zachary carpering like OMG.

by DeadMan21-1 March 2, 2015

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017

Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017

White Carpet

the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen

I gave my girl friend a white carpet yesterday

by Kali M November 1, 2017