Prawn Cracker

The dry crusty tissue that results after wiping up cum from a wank.

Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.

by lemonmeringuepie October 23, 2008

Oh crackers.

Something substitute English teachers say when they don't know how to discipline their students and give up.

Oh crackers. They just threw another 'my dick' note.

by Macaulay Culkin27777 September 12, 2010

rice cracker

An Asian guy (usually Chinese), who smokes crack because he can't afford opium.

The term was most likely coined during the Opium Wars, during which the corrupt Chinese Government imported opium to feed it's own people. Those in power, made huge profits. Those who couldn't afford, turned to crack. Hence rice cracker was born.

My Friend: Gee, your Uncle Chong is such a Rice cracker!
Me: He's going to be rich soon, he's upgrading to Opium!

by Dablackbooty September 3, 2011

cracker black

Ese that is white, but macks so much that he is literally black. A reverse oreo. White chocolate.

Man that white cracker over there got serious game. That's one cracker black, nigga.

by White Ninja June 25, 2006

cracker bitch

What the brothers call the bitch in a honkey crew.

"Look at that cracker bitch geekin on the pipe!"

by them bonez January 7, 2009

Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

by PruneBoy October 30, 2013

cracker jacket

The typical over large, drab sport coat worn by middle age, middle class white men on semi formal occasions.

My dad is wearing his cracker jacket to the neighborhood cookout.

by istoleyourlunch November 29, 2015