Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead

Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man

by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Cone

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.

“Did you see Dave messed up again”
“Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone”

by dat guy1 November 21, 2023

cone

when you have obviously done something but lie about it

no i didn’t steal that cone (whilst wearing cone as a hat)

by cuminmysock December 21, 2022

Campfire Cone

A cone/bowl/CP where you fill the bottom with stems, and use the normal, grinded bud as kindling.

Stoner: "Bro, pack me a campfire cone the dealer gave me all stems."

*

Pothead: "Man I didn't put enough kindling in this campfire cone, it's taking forever to clear."

by GundagerFraggly May 4, 2020

cone

simply said: peder

p1: man look at that cone

p2: what a peder

by aljoša August 24, 2021

salamander icecream cone

In a sexual connotation, to cover one's fist in lubricant, insert fist into a partner's asshole, twist it around, and finally pull it out and have your partner lick it off.

Also known as Denny's Special Buttfast Slam / the Fist in my Hammy

"That chick was fuckin nuts. She tried to feed me a salamander icecream cone, good thing I smelled the shit before I licked it"

by 69dogggg96 September 29, 2012