monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

computer

something u can't live without

ur computer is slow

by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

Computer

Computers are made so you can watch porn free and doesn't need a girl. (Porn)

Computer Is defined like Machine Made For Work On And Watch Porn At The Same Time

by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020

computer orgy

a pile of two or more computers

dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!

by ilikecomputerorgies May 13, 2020

Computer

the thing that you break when we lose in a video game.

DAMN SON I JUST BROKE MY COMPUTER

by KFCNIGGAKID10293IE September 28, 2020

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020