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teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
by sandraxine November 10, 2021
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Sentient Computational Life

I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?
Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
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A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics are fundamentally computational in nature—that the universe operates as a vast information-processing system, and physical laws are the algorithms it runs. This theory draws on insights from digital physics, quantum computation, and information theory to suggest that information, not matter or energy, may be the most fundamental substrate of reality. It investigates questions like: Is the universe a quantum computer? Are physical laws algorithms? Is time a computation? Is space a data structure? Are particles information? The theory has profound implications: if the universe is computational, then what we call "laws" might be the rules of the cosmic program, and understanding them means reverse-engineering the code. It also suggests limits: computational irreducibility might mean some phenomena can't be predicted, only simulated; computational universality might mean the universe can simulate anything, including itself; computational complexity might explain why some physical problems are hard. The theory of computation of physical laws transforms our understanding of what laws are and what it means to know them.
Example: "Her theory of computation of the laws of physics suggested that the universe isn't just described by mathematics—it is mathematics, running as computation. The laws aren't written in the language of mathematics; they are the language, executing in real time, generating reality as they run."
by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026
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Computer Killing

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com
look at www.computerkillers.com
by Jimbo August 5, 2004
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computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer
Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.
by Peter Howell December 15, 2008
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Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.
Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.
by Silvel2 October 11, 2008
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