closet rocker

someone who plays an instrument (guitar) when nobody is around

yo when are you going to play on stage and stop being a closet rocker

by i hate ian james June 12, 2004

closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005

closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006

closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples

Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell

by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008

Closet

A trash can in your wall

"My mom told me to clean my room. So I opened my closet."

by frtisauZhytfr67udsia May 2, 2018

closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry

Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny

by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019

closed on sunday

the action of fondling a man's dick while he has pants on (for best results, get consent).

i just gave my pookie bear a closed on sunday

by kolibeilfuss August 14, 2022