Champagne Finish

When you have sex with someone and then piss over them afterwards.

Example 1

Person A: Dude i totally gave that girl a champagne finish.

Person B: DUUUUUDDDEEEE!

Example 2

Steven: Could i give you a chamagne finish

Rhiannon: Not until you give alex a copy of the cordite loop album

Steven: awwwwww

by El Sid March 3, 2007

Champer

Fools who report peoples accounts and think they are baddasses

Your a fukin champer

by broggy666 February 13, 2020

bum dart champion

One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher

"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"

by Lookit February 11, 2009

Breakfast of Champignons

Noun. A healthier version of Breakfast of Champions.

Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons

by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006

Champagne Papi

Drake.

Someone: Hey, who's Champagne Papi?
Someone else: That's Drizzy.

by BrownMamba17 August 14, 2017

Pont Champlain

The bridge one takes into Montreal if you are headed in from the Southside of the island. This is known as Anglo-Soul Glo-After the Party it's off to the bowling alley with Sally, Chief O'Malley, and Rand-McNally, Cali. That is, if you just ate a sheet of pot-brownies like I did.

I took Pont Champlain into Montreal. It was the most beautiful bridge I rode on all day. Believe me, I seen a lot of fucking bridges today, Daddy.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005

Champagne Thursday

The act of drinking Champagne on Thursdays as well as Fridays, and continuing to repeat the pattern and making it a weekly tradition.

"Good news, it's Champagne Thursday"
"But it's Friday"
"Uh, Yeah, I know. Thursday came twice this week."
"For the third straight week?"
"There's talk of making it permanent."

"Oh, kind of like Daylight Saving's Time?"

"Right, but for booze."

by Sweet Lou Nasty April 13, 2012